Easy Train - Daily Softener

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Dietary Supplement: Stool Softener

Natural help for Constipation

Non-GMO, Vegetarian, Gluten-free,

Segmented Demographics:
Opioid users going through rehab: Rehab Centers
Pregnant women: ??
Heavy Pizza and Pasta eaters:
Travelers: on travel preparation sites/blogs
Weight lifters: on forums

Title: Is Your "Train" stuck in your tunnel again?

Copy: You chow down a massive meal, 16-24 hours later ...nothing.
No movement. Only blockage.
Your Brown Exit is Blocked by a Big Brown Bomber

Alt Copy:
PROBLEM, you backed up like a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel, OHHH!
OPTION: DON’T SHOVE A SUPPOSITORY UP YOUR AAA AFTERMATH.
LAME OPTION: BLOW YOU OUT! Aggressive Laxatives.
WORST OPTION: SHOVING THAT TUBE WITH WATER UP YOUR AAAAAFTERBURNER!

ALT URLS:
Redirect: www.GrabThePurpleBottle.com
Main: www.TryEasyTrain.com

*Legal Disclaimer. We joke a lot about a serious issue. Easy Train is a 100% real mineral Magnesium supplement that will help you become regular in a dignified way...or your money back. Guaranteed.
Order your bottle now and receive your Gift of 30 Extra Constipation-softening capsules for free.


Skip the backdoor pain...
Skip the water tubes...
Skip the shoving things up your...

You’ll be whistling too when your “train” leaves the station! #WooWoo
#MaintainYourTrain
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